First, I wrote a note saying, "It is terribly rude (not to mention unsanitary) to use other people's razors."; second, I called Luke to vent because I was positively seething; third, I took everything down to our bedroom; and fourth, I emptied a good three quarters of her remaining shave gel down the bathroom sink.

You may think me harsh, but I'm sick of having my shit disappear or be half empty the next time I go to use it. I don't give a shit if the girl's family is more fucked than a 50 cent prostitute, she should at least have some fucking clue about basic human nature. Dumb fucking cunt.