She got on Luke with no provocation yesterday evening about the whole pan issue. Cubby must have cried, �mommy, mommy, he�s making me pay $20!� Luke asked her what she thinks Cubby should do to make up for it and she merely mumbled and walked off. See, that�s the thing right there. She makes an irrational argument and then refuses to rebut when she�s shot down, knowing full well that she has no decent way around it. She also seems to have decided that Luke and I are making the relationships adversarial, which is complete bullshit. The woman is 41 years old. You�d think that she�d have grown up by now. Until someone calls her on her being a sorry excuse for a human being, she�ll continue in such a vein. It doesn�t aid anything that G cowers when she gets on him, nor does it help that he puts her on a pedestal. We remain scarce as much as possible and are extremely courteous when we do happen to meet up with someone. But, all of our attempts go unrewarded, so we�ve decided that we�re going to be extending no olive branches anymore. We�ll be defending ourselves tooth and nail when they decide we�ve done something wrong.

If Cubby doesn�t pony up tomorrow, Luke is going to have another �discussion� with him. We think he may have forgotten how much we know. We also plan on biding our time and once Ellie stops locking the doors to her new car, we�ll merely pop the hood, pour some brake fluid in the transmission line, thereby fucking it and still remaining blameless because it�s an easy mistake that�s been made countless times by mechanics the world over. I�ve also considered fucking with her BC pills. I�m done being even remotely nice to either of those two and so is Luke at this point. We�ve dealt with enough shit from them. I hope that her filthy pig�s heart fails on her and that Cubby kills himself with the grief of it.

Oh, and if you live in Iowa and read this/like me, email me. I have a way for you to aid us�it involves me giving you a URL, you printing out six or so pages, placing said pages in an envelope, and mailing them to two separate addresses (that I will give you) with no return address.